He mea whakamiharo nga waewae me te kaihe mo te wahine he ahua iti te hanga. He uira noa - I tata tonu ahau he boner! He kotiro kino ia, ka mitimiti tona arero i taku tiu, a ki ona kanohi he rewera iti e pekepeke ana. E aroha ana ahau ki enei wahine kino, kaore koe e hoha ki tera!
I karanga ahau ki tetahi kaipara paipa ki te horoi i nga paipa, a he pai tana mahi! He raruraru tonu mo te wai, engari i tino harikoa te kotiro - kua whiwhi ia i tana i karanga ai. I titiro ia ki a ia mai i nga meneti tuatahi ano he wahine pono, kua roa nei kaore i moe. Ka hoatu e ia he pupuhi ki a ia me te mea e hiahia ana ia ki te horomia katoatia - ma te apo. Waimarie mo te mahi a te tane, he aha taku korero?
Ki taku whakaaro kei te mohio te tane kei te kiriata tonu tana wahine. Titiro ki tera - he hopuoro kei runga i tona pokohiwi maui, e hono ana ki tana waea. Kei te oho ia i te kainga ka rongo ia i tana wahine Ahia e korerorero ana me te tangata i muri mai i runga i te rakau. Hei whakamakuku i aua u ki te cum - ka uru ano ahau ki te raina! Titiro ki te pikinga ake o ana parani i runga i aua potiki - he maha nga mea hei whakauru!